made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
send nudes
from the living room?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
