id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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