i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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