In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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