One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
ttyl tear gas
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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