I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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