Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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