I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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