Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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