their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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