So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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