They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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