It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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