margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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