Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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