Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Sext me about skeletons
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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