i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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