gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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