The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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