Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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