Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
