Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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