3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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