Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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