oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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