Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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