Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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