At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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