I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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