Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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