I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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