i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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