# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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