shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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