id be glad to
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
bring money and cleavage
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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