I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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