She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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