ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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