what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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