So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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