OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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