The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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