Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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