Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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