stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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