The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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