Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Randomize
