sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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