Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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