So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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