help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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