Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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