So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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