Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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