so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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