Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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